May 2013
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PLEASE VOTE!!
I’m a finalist in the Olly Murs poster competition!
Please vote for my design.
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Abercrombie & Fitch Gets a Brand Readjustment... →
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armisael:
i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
That’s one for @squeaky_the_pin - pancakes and Cumberbatch.
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April 2013
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theycantstopthesignal:
Does anyone else fake model in their mirror and think “fuck this is easy! I look awesome! I could totally do this!” Then look at actual photos of yourself and realize you look like some sort of pterodactyl horse hybrid and should never ever be in front of a camera again
Yes. But I’m a hippocrocopig.
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defuzzification:
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andross:
Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Django?
He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s.
The hell you want him to say?
“young black man”
“African American chap”
“Young Brutha”
“beautiful chocolate fellows”
“Man with a tan.”
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An article from a Florida news website
Matthew Paul Emmett: Man accused of exposing himself at Burger King, defecating on sidewalk
A man accused of partially exposing himself at Burger King and who may have pooped on the sidewalk was jailed following a potentially stinky situation, according to a recently released arrest affidavit.
“Pooped” is an acceptable term in the news? I don’t recall ever having seen this on...
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“Margaret Thatcher did great hurt to the Irish and British people during her time...”
– Gerry Adams, Sinn Fein President
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“Thatcher will only be fondly remembered by sentimentalists who did not suffer...”
– Morrissey
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Scott Robinson singing Little Things by One... →
Scott Robinson (@Scottlarock5) from 5ive sings one of my favourite songs of the moment. Don’t care if it’s One Direction, it’s written by Ed Sheeran and it’s a fantastic song. Scott sings it beautifully too.
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I don't suffer fools gladly
There is a lady (we’ll call her “Anne”) who has a very similar e-mail address to me with the addition of an underscore in hers. For several years I have been receiving e-mails for her and, as I’m so nice, I usually forward them on. However, it seems that it’s not just other people who are getting her e-mail wrong but she seems to be signing up to newsletters and putting her own e-mail...
March 2013
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Waking Up
I didn’t know where I was when I woke up. I say “woke up” but you don’t really wake up when you’re dead. I didn’t know where I was, why I was there or how I got there. I can’t even remember what I was doing before I fell asleep. All I knew was that my name is Sam and I was in a cemetery.
You know when you’re daydreaming and suddenly someone says something to you and you jolt back to reality?...
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A novel way to start
In November 2011 I attempted to write a novel for NaNoWriMo. I didn’t keep up with it and only did a few chapters. I just found the Word document so thought I’d drip feed it to see if anyone thinks it’s any good. It’s not been edited in any way (that’s meant to come later in the NaNoWriMo process) and I haven’t even read it since writing it.
Story to follow....
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Another message for @squeaky_the_pin
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A message for @squeaky_the_pin
February 2013
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sexnoise:
reasons to date me: 1. no one will try and steal me from you 2. sometimes im funny
This.
Rae: I just can't seem to find a way out.
Kester: Out of what?
Rae: Of being me.
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WatchOne of my favourite scenes from Quantum Leap.
<3 Sam Beckett.
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