The Ramblings of a Fuckwit

Now, I’m no fashion expert (black is meant to be slimming!!) but what the actual fuck are you wearing, Lewis Hamilton?!

The Two-Cardigan Pileup A bravehearted man can pull off the stacked-cardigan look so long as he remembers one rule: The chunkier one goes on top.

Definitely a “Pileup” although I’d have gone with “car crash”. A bravehearted man? Yeah, because if you wear something like this on a Saturday night out in most UK cities you’d get your head kicked in for looking like a tit. (Edit: Just remembered - my grandfather had a cardigan like that. About 18 years ago.)

Ummm… what’s the male equivalent of a camel toe? And are those shoes or canoes? SOCKS GOD DAMN IT! SOCKS!!! Won’t someone take him to Primark, please?

I’m sorry, you’re going to have to speak up, those trousers are far too loud. Or are they those emergency trousers like you had at school for when you accidentally shit yourself? Not that I ever did that, obviously.

Chin strap? Check. Tosser pose? Check. Trousers half mast cos the cat died? Check. Socks? … Socks? … SOCKS!!!! <facepalm>

I give up.